everythingyouwanna

Ok so i got this newspaper "Mitt i Täby" and looked and at "Träffen". Look what i got:
Män söker män
Ungdomlig 68-årlig vill träffa en man i samma ålder som jag själv, gärna en smula feminin

Its like granpa how could you??? No, no, no.

Or this one from Man söker Kvinnor:
Stilig gentleman med ryggproblem söker en trevlig kvinna som kan massage.

Its like "Say what??!!!" You wanna have a girlfriend or "THE girlfriend"???? It seems he wants smt else, host host....